Tag: Trump

Homeward Bound: Disneyland Bans MAGA Fan After Displaying Trump Banner on Water Ride

Image: Mickey Mouse poses during Mickey’s 90th Spectacular at The Shrine Auditorium on October 6, 2018 (Getty Images) If the Mickey Mouse Club were charged with sending MAGA-cheering buzzkills home packing, it might’ve gone a little something like this: M-I-C.  See ya later. K-E-Y. Why? Because you’re fuckin’ buggin’. G-T-F-O-H. […]

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Trump Will Sign Spending Bill, Declare National Emergency Because He Can’t Stand Losing

Photo: Win McNamee (Getty Images) The president lost the wall. Despite billing himself as the great negotiator who will get the deals done, his strong-arm tactics proved ineffective, highly ineffective. The president drove the government into the longest standstill in American history, demanding full funding for his border wall. In […]

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Opinion: Former Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz isn’t qualified to be president. He’s just rich

Opinion: Howard Schultz Isn’t Qualified For President. He’s Just Rich – HelloGiggles Opinion: Former Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz isn’t qualified to be president. He’s just rich this link is to an external site that may or may not meet accessibility guidelines.

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Trump’s ‘Executive Time’ Just Got Serious as the President Has Purchased a $50,000 Golf Simulator: Report

Photo: Leon Neal (Getty Images) President Lazy Thot has gone from heading to the golf course to bringing the golf course to the White House, having had a room-sized golf simulator installed to allow his lazy ass to play virtual rounds when he’s not napping. According to The Washington Post, […]

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Rep. Ilhan Omar Claps Back at the Bigot In Chief: ‘You Have Trafficked in Hate Your Whole Life’

Photo: Mark Wilson (Getty Images) Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) had time Wednesday morning when she clapped back at President Trump’s call for her to resign, noting that the president has trafficked in hate his whole life. In a tweet, the president’s preferred mode of communication because he’s basically a 13-year-old […]

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Trump Says He’s Not ‘Happy’ With Border Deal and Continues to Lie About the Wall Being Built Right Now

President Donald Trump (C) talks to reporters with Deputy Secretary of State John Sullivan (L) and Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross during a meeting of his cabinet in the Cabinet Room at the White House February 12, 2019 in Washington, DC. Trump said he was not happy about the compromise legislation […]

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Trump Supporter Attacks Media During Trump Rally and Trump Wouldn’t Have It Any Other Way

Photo: Joe Raedle (Getty Images) During another one of the president’s endless rallies in El Paso, Texas, on Monday, a supporter of the President Trump took the media-hater-in-chief’s consistent and frequent statements against the press literally and reportedly shoved a BBC cameraman before being taken away by security. The deplorable […]

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White House Defends Trump’s ‘Executive Time’ After Leaker Reveals Sir Nap-A-Lot’s Schedule

Photo: Win McNamee (Getty Images) To hear the president tell it, he’s a hardworking commander-in-chief who would never take nap during “executive time” no matter what his aides tell the media. He was resting his eyes…and praying. Look, a man needs time to meditate after a family size bucket of […]

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Trump’s properties routinely employed (and abused) undocumented Latinx workers, including dozens from a single Costa Rican town

The Washington Post tracked down workers from Santa Teresa de Cajon in Costa Rica, who say that they and their neighbors were part of a “pipeline” from Central America to Trump properties in New Jersey and elsewhere, where they worked doing construction, groundskeeping, and cleaning, with the full knowledge of their supervisors and Trump […]

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President Trump expected to sign executive order banning Chinese network equipment

Huawei has been in hot water lately — governments around the world are banning its network equipment, it allegedly tried to steal technology for ‘diamond glass’ screens, and its CFO has been charged with wire fraud and conspiracy. A report from Politico claims that the White House is preparing to sign an executive order that […]

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Trump Appointed Members of Mar-a-Lago and His Private Golf Clubs to be Ambassadors: Report

Donald Trump, Barron Trump and Melania Trump attends Trump Invitational Grand Prix Mar-a-Lago Club at The Mar-a-Largo Club on January 4, 2015 in Palm Beach, Florida.Photo: Gustavo Caballero (Getty Images) Apparently it doesn’t take much these days to become the ambassador of a country like say, South Africa. In fact […]

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Hey, Bernie Sanders Can You STFU After the SOTU and Let Stacey Abrams Shine?

Photo: Alex Wong (Getty Images) I thought after the “Bernie Bros.” reportedly ditched their liberal persona and voted for Donald Trump in an effort to “bern” Hillary Clinton that everyone had learned their lesson and informally agreed to play nice. As it stands, we’ve got an orange demigod in the […]

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I come from a legacy of Black people that says we can’t afford to give up

I Come From A Legacy Of Black People That Says We Can’t Give Up – HelloGiggles I come from a legacy of Black people that says we can’t afford to give up this link is to an external site that may or may not meet accessibility guidelines.

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Trump’s White House schedule leak crisis has Donald extra edgy

“This was premeditated murder. People inside are genuinely scared.” Said former White House aide Cliff Sims on the leak of Trump’s personal schedules — loaded with “executive time,” lmao, which is a euphemism for sitting around watching Fox News: “There are leaks, and then there are leaks. If most are involuntary manslaughter, this was premeditated […]

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New research proves that women really did get IUDs in droves after Trump was elected

IUD Insertions Increased After Trump Election, Study Finds – HelloGiggles New research proves that women really did get IUDs in droves after Trump was elected this link is to an external site that may or may not meet accessibility guidelines.

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21 Savage’s lawyer says ICE committed “civil law violation” to “punish and intimidate”

The attorney for detained performing artist 21 Savage blasts ICE in a statement the day after his client was arrested: “This is a civil law violation, and the continued detention of Mr. Abraham-Joseph serves no other purpose than to unnecessarily punish him and try to intimidate him into giving up his right to fight to […]

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Major Leak Proves That the President Is a Lazy Thot Who Spends About 60 Percent of His Day In ‘Executive Time’

Photo: Mark Wilson (Getty Images) The White House is in full panic mode after a major leak confirms that the president of the United States spends most of his day doing absolutely nothing. Of course his schedule doesn’t say that he’s doing absolutely nothing but that is in fact what […]

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Democrats Offer Plan to Release All Child Traffickers at Border into U.S.

The House Democrats’ first offer to President Trump in negotiations to fund his proposed United States-Mexico border wall includes a provision that would end all immigration enforcement for migrants trafficking children across the southern border. The draft budget provides the Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agency with $7.4 billion, nearly $850 million less than requested […]

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White House events “more dimly lit than in previous administrations” to hide conspicious orangeness of Trump’s winter tan

At the New York Times, Katie Rogers reports on the “mystery” of Trump’s January tan. Spoiler: he uses creams or sprays, not tanning beds or other ultraviolet gadgets. Hence the revolting orangeness. “There have been enough people that have asked me in his orbit,” though not on the president’s behalf, to see what Mr. Trump […]

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