Tag: wow

Video shows 1,000+ octopuses in Monterey Bay 🐙

Each of those white dots is an octopus. Here’s a closer view of one of them. And here’s the video and story behind it from NOAA’s Office of National Marine Sanctuaries. [embedded content] Excerpt: What’s better than one octopus?A THOUSAND OF THEM🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙! While diving in the deep waters of Monterey Bay National Marine Sanctuary, researchers […]

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Real-Life Black Widow? Sure, You Nerds Will Eat That Up. This Captured Russian Spy Is Real-Life Black Widow

Maria Butina, a 29-year-old Russian woman living in Washington D.C., has been arrested by U.S. authorities and charged with being an illegal foreign agent. She infiltrated the GOP with a complex intelligence operation orchestrated by the Russian government, but the main thing you nerds have to know is that she’s basically real-life Black Widow. Yeah, […]

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Order Restored: The Guy In The Office Who Was Always Watching The World Cup Is Back To Having Nothing

After a prolonged disruption in the natural structure of the universe, order has finally been restored: The guy in the office who was always watching the World Cup is back to having absolutely nothing. There was a brief period of several weeks during which he was a god of the workplace: fielding questions about the […]

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Take That, Drumpf! British Protesters Flew A Trump Baby Balloon To Symbolize That He Is Full Of Innocent Love And Infinite Curiosity

During Trump’s trip to England, protesters totally owned him in the most awesome way possible. A giant balloon of Trump as a baby flew over the streets of London to demonstrate that he is full of innocent love and infinite curiosity. Resistance FTW! This baby balloon perfectly captures Drumpf’s affectionate nature and childlike wonder for […]

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End Of An Era: Kellogg’s Is Shutting Down Eggo After Its CEO Had A Freaky Dream About Waffles

If you’re a fan of Eggo waffles, you better stock up now while you still can: After 50 years of dominating the frozen waffle market, Kellogg’s announced today that it’s shutting down Eggo because its CEO had a freaky dream about waffles. Whoa. This is major shake-up for the frozen breakfast foods industry. Kellogg’s CEO […]

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